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Monday, June 07, 2004

Micturation

Morning Klint

Do teeth really matter. I met a gal today who had a great face, and even greater rack, and her personality wasn't bad either. Should it matter that her teeth look as though they were mangled in a train accident.

I was peeing behind the dumpster at Brewsters icecream yesterday. It was raining and so i had my NorthFace Jacket on with the hood pulled over my head, and my hoo-haah flaggling out of my pants like a loose fire hose with the water turned full blast. I heard a noise and instictively turned to see. As we all know and understand, when wearing a hood the whole body has to turn in order to obtain full vision. There is no peripheral vision with a hood on your head. The first thing I see is this look of shock and disgust, then as she glances down, a slight blush and hungry grin. This is typical, except that the reaction usually doesn't come from a 16 year old teenybopper. I didn't know quite how to feel. I was sort of proud, then sort of sick. No matter, I finished micturating and she finished taking the trash out. It was a little weird when i ordered a double scoop of pistacio nut from her 3 minutes later. The rest of relationship was a quiet understanding.

I think Tube likes me. She comes around and waves an awful lot. Poor Tube.

Have a good weekend?

Spurning forward,

Silt slitter